My friends are the best

Me: Jess I have a serious problem... I'm supposed to be on the Hogwarts Express at Eleven but I'm still here in my pyjamas. Mate you're going to have to borrow your dad's flying car and drive me there.
Jess: Shit son I can't, I'm meant to be subbing as seeker for the quidditch world cup. xxx

XD THIS IS WHY MY FRIENDS ARE THE BEST.