Dear Yuletide Author

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Dear Yuletide Author

Thank you very much for taking the time out your hectic schedule to write something for me. I am fairly easy to please, I lovelovelove reading and I'm hoping that you will find something that you can write for me here. There is one thing I would like you to keep in mind whilst writing for me, the holidays are an extremely difficult time for me and I would love it if you could possibly keep it as angst-free as possible. A little angst or woe is fine but nothing too weepy or eeek please!

Stuff that I love in fics:
NOIR. Alternate Universes, alternate timelines, steampunk, snarky snark, crack, comedy, deception, inside jokes, plot twists, women being awesome, happy endings, relationships, friendships, kicking ass and just general brilliantness.

Stuff I do not like in fics:
CLOWNS. No. Big no. Incest, rape/noncon, torture, self-harm, humiliation and character death. Essentially no angsty owie fics please thank you dear author!

Now onto the fandoms:
Basically whatever you write for me I will LOVE but I thought I'd include some ideas for you just in case you are truly, truly stuck for inspiration.

Batgirl (Comic). Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown.
I love Cass and Steph, they are my favourite friendships/partnerships (and pairing) in DC land. I would love anything and everything from you. If you want to write it as a romance feel free, if you don't I'm cool with that but I want my awesome girls as friends at least!
RANDOM IDEAS:
-Steampunk Victorian style.
-Noir fic style.
-Current world but the life of Cass and Steph rather than Batgirl and Black Bat or Batgirl and Spoiler.

Discworld - Terry Pratchett. Samuel Vimes, Tiffany Aching, Esmerelda "Granny" Weatherwax.
These are my favourite three characters in the series if you can use all of them great, if only one of them that is fine too. I just want something in the spirit of Discworld!
RANDOM IDEAS:
-Adventures in Ankh Morpork.
-Sam goes on holiday and meets some witches.
-Anything featuring my favourite Watch.

Lizzie Bennet Diaries. Lizzie Bennet, William Darcy
I am obsessed with LBD it has taken over my Monday's and Thursdays. I love the humour, the style, the quirkyness, Lizzie's impressions. I am aware Darcy is currently only mentioned in the show and might change between now and Yuletide deadlines but I would like him to feature some way in the fic! And yes I am a Lizzie/Darcy fan so you may feel free to go with that.
-WHAT HAPPENS IN VIDCON STAYS IN VIDCON
-Lizzie Impressions= :D
-MY NAME IS LIZZIE BENNET AND CATHERINE DE BOURGH'S NEPHEW IS... WILLIAM DARCY. WHAT THE F-

Whatever you do I will love no doubt, so enjoy :D
THANK YOU