State of the pups

[tempusfrangit]

Seeing as LJ keeps fucking eating this, let's try again. Long, detailed plans have gone out the window as well I've typed this twice now. I'm unimpressed LJ, unimpressed.



I hope you are all prepared for the sixth of June as Coraline (Jones) Carter will be turning fourteen years old. This past year has been hard for Coraline; she had a sister, she lost her family, she got in a raaaaage about everything, she had crushes, she had more raaaaage, she cried and she got into a snit with every grown up who told her what to do. And now, she'll be fourteen and probably in a raaaage about it. Who knew fourteen would be worse than thirteen (well, except for everyone ever.)

Coraline is going to be throwing a dance for her birthday. She wants cake, boys and dancing. She's not however going to stick around long as Coraline is going to have BOY DRAMA. Do you realise how excited I am about this? VERY EXCITED. Coraline is going to attempt to kiss a boy who she fancies, a boy who is smart and funny and let's her do things and is generally awesome. And it's not going to go well so Coraline is going to do the mature fourteen year old girl thing and RUN AWAY IN TEARS.

Coraline will be missing for about two-three days. She's going to either use her inherited kayakcanoeboatthing to get to the other island or she's going to run off to an isolated patch of beach and camp out there. Either way she's going to go off in an emo raaaage and she's not coming back until someone drags her back. Which will go down oh, oh so well with her. I'm talking they will have to literally throw her over their shoulders whilst she kicks and screams the entire time.

So, fourteen is going to be a FUN TIME FOR CORALINE. Oh, yes.

TRUTHPLOT: YES, JUST SO SHE CAN TELL EVERYONE EVERYTHING. I mean, this girl will tell Jake he needs to wear a shirt because she's going to fail maths because she can't stop staring at his chest when she's doing homework. She'll tell Luke that she believes in him and he has ruined her world view because she knows now that villains can be good. She's going to blurt out everything. EVERY SINGLE CRUSH EVER. BECAUSE I AM THAT MEAN.

AGE/SEXSWITCH: Coraline (See above pic) will be aged up and will look pretty darn smoking as Parker from Leverage's actress. I was going to use Alona Tal but well Cora doesn't want to hurt Mister Dean or Sam any so she went NO to that even if the PB is perfect.

THREADS: EVERYONE EVER.


This month has been quiet for Delirium because when I am stressed I do not tend to rp as much and rp Del even less. I'm still completely stressed out and I'm completely worried so I'm not sure how this next month will go but I do want the following threads.

-ROBB STARK. She wants to ask Robb out in the middle of a sentence about something really odd or weird. Haveyouseenthegiantsquidintheskyhisnameis-wannagooutwithmeonadatethatsahumanthing-hehasreallylongtentacles. Sort of thing.
-STEVE MCG. Because I really liked how patient and calm and sweet he was talking to her crazy ass.
-RACHEL. RACHEL AND DEL SHOULD BE BFF, DEL ALWAYS WEIRDING HER OUT AND SHIT.
-CARTMAN. Del would like to do something crazy and weird and stuff with Cartman. Like start a wrestling (wraslin) federation or something.
-EVERYONE EVER.

TRUTHPLOT: Nah, Del pretty much tells the truth.

AGE/SEXSWITCH: Del will probably be running around the island as young, childish Delight. She will want to play and bring people cookies and joy. She will also hug people and hide under tables. Delight is such a joy.

Comments

[rhipowered.livejournal.com]

Pity, I thought for a second about totally ageing down the Doctor and HE AND CORALINE COULD MAKE TROUBLE.

I might still age him down a bit though.

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

How aged down would he go? Grown up Coraline is going to get into Trouble with a capital T. Heee but aged down Doctor and Del though could get into trouble if he's a wee Doctor and not a teen Doctor.

[ashkitty.livejournal.com]

I have been so busy too! But we should totes play. <3

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Yesyesyes. Poor Robb, poor poor Robb Stark. Her crush makes me grin so much.

[flareupwithlove.livejournal.com]

You know, Edmund ran away from his first kiss with a boy, too. I'm not sure Coraline would be interested in listening to anything approaching reason, but there is that.

[eudaimon.livejournal.com]

Yes. Charlie remembers ._.

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Reason Edmund, what is this? Don't talk such nonsense but seriously advice would be welcome as she is going to be seriously :( about boys for a while.
And you know what to hit things with sticks.

[alchemy]

There is no way Shari is letting Coraline move out of the Homestead now. XD

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

I figured she might be stuck there a bit longer but she is determined to run away. She also figures there will probably be chores and such and grounding figured in too. And btw she would love to help with the youth centre.

[goddamnbatman]

Since Jason could pretty easily track her down, Ima say that he watches Coraline from a distance to make sure she doesn't get into danjuh~ But lets her have her space, b/c he totally understands needing to run off in a huff and possibly set fire to things

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Danjuh? Jason it's like you know Coraline completely. And she hadn't thought of setting fire to things but now... thanks for the idea.

Also, I love the idea of him lurking and being all creepy like whilst watching out for her at the same time. Jason you're awesome and p.s. she still expects a card for her birthday with glitter. :D

[luke-castellan.livejournal.com]

Luke is going to HATE Truth Plot. The son of the god of trickery needs his lies and half-truths. He's going to be very interesting to have conversations with. In fact, it might change Coraline's view of Luke depending on where it goes.

Is she inviting both Luke AND Percy to her party? I think both would come but not want to be near each other.

And who the heck is she going to kiss?

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

But Luke don't you want to spill your secret desires to her? She'll probably be spilling them right back and then avoid him because the stuff she spills will be embarassing.

Yes, and she will sit them as far apart as possible if needs be and enforce a NO FIGHTING rule at her party.

Hiccup. It's going to be AWESOME. But not.

[dsneyvoice]

Do you have someone in mind to drag Coraline back? Because Bill's available! :D

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Hiccup, the boy of said kissing, is probably going to drag her back and she will probably be sullen and all I HATE THE WORLD BILL. But I could always do an island mystical time thing where everyone drags her back being all I HATE YOU ALLLLLL.

[souncanadian.livejournal.com]

If I get Jack I will be wanting ALL OF YOUR PUPS. Not that I don't want them now, but Jaaaaack.

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE OF THE SEVEN SEEEAAAASSSS.

SO, YES. Yes you can have them all. Seriously Del plus Pirates equals happy Del. And you know Del has the doggy with the key from the films so he and she will be flailing like embarassing dorks around him.

[souncanadian.livejournal.com]

omgggggggg. I forgot that was the potc puppy. AMAZING. His app is going in today or tomorrow, so fingers crossed!

[di]

CORALINE WHY DO YOU INSIST ON GIVING ALL OF MY PUPS A HEART ATTACK, WHY.

But yes, looking forward to these shenanigans and want more of your girls always.

[butterflysteve.livejournal.com]

Because it's so much fuuuun. Although I did a bad thing and said she was ten today oooops I blame lack of sleep. THEY'RE GOING TO HATE DRINKY KISSY FUN HOT CORA.

And running away! And parties! Fuuuun!