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tempusfrangit) wrote2010-11-18 12:28 am
tempusfrangit) wrote2010-11-18 12:28 am
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I was a teenage Timelord
Title:I was a teenage Timelord
Rating: 15 (BECAUSE THERE IS LOTS OF SWEARING)
Fandom: Doctor Who with bonus Coraline mention
Summary: "The Doctor totally hates being a teenager. For a start, he says things like totally now. And LOL. He didn’t even know what LOL was until this regeneration."
Notes: I wrote a fic about the Doctor regenerating as a teenager for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
rhipowered for her birthday and well this sort of just came out as well. So bonus present? Also bonus Eddie Izzard mention. I think. It's been a while.
I was a teenage Timelord
The Doctor totally hates being a teenager. For a start, he says things like totally now. And LOL. He didn’t even know what LOL was until this regeneration. His last one had been a bit giddy; Pond had always been trying to kiss him and the one before had been a bit well emo towards the end. Really, he’d honestly liked suits and trainers. SUITS AND TRAINERS. What a complete twat.
She doesn’t like him swearing not Amy, his new companion Coraline. Leggy blonde. And he wouldn’t have noticed that the legs before, not the being blonde bit. Before she was just Coraline, his teenage companion and now she was Coraline with legs. Which was a bit like fancying your best friend, all kinds of awkward and it wouldn’t end well and then she’d sod off. And he’d be a teenager in a blue box with Amy Pond popping in every so often to laugh at his wibbly wobbly voice.
No one told you about that. Well, no to be fair everyone told you about that but it was sort of that thing that you got over after a couple of embarrassing days. This had been going on two weeks now and every single time he says: ‘reverse the polarity of the neutron flow’, Coraline practically pisses herself laughing. No one takes him seriously because of it either. He threatened the Master, told him if he didn’t stop now he was going to have to defeat him bla-bla-bla the usual and the Master told him to go to his room like he was twelve. No one took him serious anymore.
Except the police on bloody Earth. He’d already gotten two ASBO’s and a ticket for illegal parking of a police box which really wasn’t his fault. Not, that it wasn’t any better on any of the other planets him and Coraline and sometimes Pond visited. Not that many planets revered teenagers. Children yes but not teenagers, teenagers were the scourge of the galaxy. To be feared and treated like crap really. Even the Daleks got a beter deal than he did.
And to make it worse even his former companions treated him differently. Less respect more awwww. Sarah Jane had patted him and told him not to stay up too late when they’d run in to each other which was just weird. And he was pretty sure that her son had tried to kiss him was even weirder. Because it was just creepy, he’s kind of old even if he doesn’t look it. Being a teenager was bad enough without fancying someone. And the thing is now he fancies everyone, when he’d met Jack all he’d wanted to do was pounce him but Jack, Jack hadn’t even hit on him! He only gets hit on by teenage girls now and some boys depending on the planet and the era. Coraline doesn’t hit on him; she hits him sure but never hits on him. He wonders if this was how Martha felt.
To make things worse just when he’s decided he fancies everyone, his body has decided to make him the least attractive it possibly can. Nothing fits anymore and he looks a bit daft with trousers and jeans that keep creeping past his ankles. He’s tall and skinny and always looks like he needs a good haircut. And he has spots. Which is the worst thing ever unless you’re on one of planets circling the star Geth where spots are so in right now. He thinks they just look a bit gross though, one planet they thought he had the plague. Cora had, had to nip to the chemists when she was back on Earth but even then he just looked a bit face creamy and spotty instead of just spotty.
He’s just about had it with this regeneration. He’s NOT GINGER and he’s sort of bossy and his companion keeps laughing at him. His face is a disaster, his voice is ridiculous and for the most of the time it’s like living inside a rollercoaster of hormones except a lot less fun and a lot more embarrassing. He hates it. He bloody hates it. And now he even sounds like a teenager.
Oh, fuck it all. He’s going to have a cup of tea and watch Jeremy Kyle. And no, he’s not sulking thanks very much Coraline.
(Well, he was but only a little bit. She didn’t need to know that.)
Rating: 15 (BECAUSE THERE IS LOTS OF SWEARING)
Fandom: Doctor Who with bonus Coraline mention
Summary: "The Doctor totally hates being a teenager. For a start, he says things like totally now. And LOL. He didn’t even know what LOL was until this regeneration."
Notes: I wrote a fic about the Doctor regenerating as a teenager for
rhipowered for her birthday and well this sort of just came out as well. So bonus present? Also bonus Eddie Izzard mention. I think. It's been a while.The Doctor totally hates being a teenager. For a start, he says things like totally now. And LOL. He didn’t even know what LOL was until this regeneration. His last one had been a bit giddy; Pond had always been trying to kiss him and the one before had been a bit well emo towards the end. Really, he’d honestly liked suits and trainers. SUITS AND TRAINERS. What a complete twat.
She doesn’t like him swearing not Amy, his new companion Coraline. Leggy blonde. And he wouldn’t have noticed that the legs before, not the being blonde bit. Before she was just Coraline, his teenage companion and now she was Coraline with legs. Which was a bit like fancying your best friend, all kinds of awkward and it wouldn’t end well and then she’d sod off. And he’d be a teenager in a blue box with Amy Pond popping in every so often to laugh at his wibbly wobbly voice.
No one told you about that. Well, no to be fair everyone told you about that but it was sort of that thing that you got over after a couple of embarrassing days. This had been going on two weeks now and every single time he says: ‘reverse the polarity of the neutron flow’, Coraline practically pisses herself laughing. No one takes him seriously because of it either. He threatened the Master, told him if he didn’t stop now he was going to have to defeat him bla-bla-bla the usual and the Master told him to go to his room like he was twelve. No one took him serious anymore.
Except the police on bloody Earth. He’d already gotten two ASBO’s and a ticket for illegal parking of a police box which really wasn’t his fault. Not, that it wasn’t any better on any of the other planets him and Coraline and sometimes Pond visited. Not that many planets revered teenagers. Children yes but not teenagers, teenagers were the scourge of the galaxy. To be feared and treated like crap really. Even the Daleks got a beter deal than he did.
And to make it worse even his former companions treated him differently. Less respect more awwww. Sarah Jane had patted him and told him not to stay up too late when they’d run in to each other which was just weird. And he was pretty sure that her son had tried to kiss him was even weirder. Because it was just creepy, he’s kind of old even if he doesn’t look it. Being a teenager was bad enough without fancying someone. And the thing is now he fancies everyone, when he’d met Jack all he’d wanted to do was pounce him but Jack, Jack hadn’t even hit on him! He only gets hit on by teenage girls now and some boys depending on the planet and the era. Coraline doesn’t hit on him; she hits him sure but never hits on him. He wonders if this was how Martha felt.
To make things worse just when he’s decided he fancies everyone, his body has decided to make him the least attractive it possibly can. Nothing fits anymore and he looks a bit daft with trousers and jeans that keep creeping past his ankles. He’s tall and skinny and always looks like he needs a good haircut. And he has spots. Which is the worst thing ever unless you’re on one of planets circling the star Geth where spots are so in right now. He thinks they just look a bit gross though, one planet they thought he had the plague. Cora had, had to nip to the chemists when she was back on Earth but even then he just looked a bit face creamy and spotty instead of just spotty.
He’s just about had it with this regeneration. He’s NOT GINGER and he’s sort of bossy and his companion keeps laughing at him. His face is a disaster, his voice is ridiculous and for the most of the time it’s like living inside a rollercoaster of hormones except a lot less fun and a lot more embarrassing. He hates it. He bloody hates it. And now he even sounds like a teenager.
Oh, fuck it all. He’s going to have a cup of tea and watch Jeremy Kyle. And no, he’s not sulking thanks very much Coraline.
(Well, he was but only a little bit. She didn’t need to know that.)
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