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Tina ([personal profile] tempusfrangit) wrote2011-12-07 12:36 am

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Leave a ship here that I know, any ship (canon or AU, rp, realized or unrealized), and I will tell you my opinion on:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

[identity profile] distant-flicker.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Can I just make up crack pairings?

Cause Hiccup and Cass...

[identity profile] orlanstamos.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
LOL, omg.

[identity profile] butterflysteve.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
who is the big spoon/little spoon
Hiccup likes to think he is the big spoon and at least if his dad was around he'd certainly posture in that awkward Hiccup way but the truth is he's the little spoon that Cass curls protectively around.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Hiccup likes to fly with Cass curled against his back. Cass? Likes to freejump off Toothless mid air. Hiccup does not like Cass' favourite at all.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Toothless. XD He's managed to work out how to use the shower but the blame always gets put on Cass who goes first in the bathroom so she just glares daggers at Hiccup until he takes a cold shower. They have yet to realise its the dragon.

what they order from take out
Fish, fish and more fish. Cass and Hiccup manage to eat a family meal together before she goes out patrolling and it tends to be home comfort foods. She likes it best when he cooks for her though.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Cass' lack of cleanliness? That and her stealing Toothless for midnight rides.

who does most of the cleaning
Alfred. In this scenario he's on the island okay? Hiccup is a little freaked out by Alfred coming in to look after Miss Cassandra but he's okay. The pair bond over tea and looking after the messiest bat in the family.

what has a season pass in their DVR
Hiccup prefers to watch all the DIY shows, watching and getting ideas for gadgets. Cass likes to watch Lost, she thinks its a reality show and is constantly egging Kate, the Warrior, on.

who controls the netflix queue
Stephanie. Hiccup is struggling less reading English but Cass is still struggling so it's Steph who comes over and decides what movies they should watch and sets it all up for them. And then the three of them snuggle watching movies together.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Cass who sits silently on the phone, slowly getting more and more pissed off until she breaks the phone in frustration. During this time Hiccup has not only gone and fixed the problem but bought a new phone because he knows his partner.

who steals the blankets
Steph, she is almost a bad blanket hogger as Toothless is. When Steph comes and stays she gets to stay in with them both and whilst Cass lies there fairly content in the middle with Steph hogging the blanket, Hiccup ends up freezing on the end going :|

who leaves their stuff around
Cass. The only thing she is precious about is her Batgirl suit. And poor Hiccup usually ends up tripping over everything that Cass has abandoned.

who remembers to buy the milk
Neither of them they just stare at the green milk until Steph comes over and takes them both shopping. (Or until Alfred silently comes and replaces Cass' food supplies.)

who remembers anniversaries
They both do but Cass likes to wind Hiccup up by pretending to forget about it and then surprising him like the sneaky Batgirl she is.

[identity profile] butterflysteve.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
This pairing still has subtle Stephness in it XD

[identity profile] cazzasaurus.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Vecchio/Asher?

The big spoon/little spoon question made me pick them XD

[identity profile] distant-flicker.livejournal.com 2011-12-07 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You deserve a prize for humoring me <3

[identity profile] butterflysteve.livejournal.com 2011-12-09 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry Delirium made me answer this via her.

who is the big spoon/little spoon
Asher is the big spoon, Delirium is the little spoon. Ray is flailing on the floor from where Del integrated herself between him and kicked him out.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Asher likes spending time with the kids, Ray likes watching sport. Abby likes sitting on Ray watching sport so it usually works out.

who uses all the hot water in the morning
Asher/Delirium. Ray doesn't get a look in, the one time he tried to have sexy times in the shower it was Delirium in there and Ray screamed for a whole five minutes at her naked ladybits.

what they order from take out
Pizza. Ray's Italian so he spends the entire time bitching about the fact its not a proper pizza and how his mom could make one better.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Asher's inability to snuggle.

who does most of the cleaning
Ray. Delirium and the kids tend to visit and trash the house, Asher slinks off to spend time with the horses leaving Ray to tidy. He's not happy about it at all.

what has a season pass in their DVR
True Blood/Vampire Diaries from Ray which makes Asher blankface him. Asher tends to read.

who controls the netflix queue
Danica. Ray must remember who is top dog in this family. He's about fourth or fifth in the pecking order.

who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Ray who goes from zero to IRATE in 2.4 seconds.

who steals the blankets
Delirium. and makes herself into a Delirium sausage roll. And pulls her tongue at poor flailing ray.

who leaves their stuff around
Delirium, Abby, Daniel, the dogs, Asher, Danica... Ray facepalms and yells a lot.

who remembers to buy the milk
Asher. But then he drinks it all just to spite Ray. So Ray has to go out.

who remembers anniversaries
Asher. He's a closet romantic.