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Coraline kissed a boy and didn't like it. Not because it wasn't awesome because it was but because said boy didn't kiss her back. Stupid boys. Which led to a whole bunch of drama, still going on. Which led to Coraline being grounded. Which led to awesome yelling/fights. So, June was an AWESOME month for Cora.

AND THIS MONTH WON'T BE ANY BETTER. Because Coraline likes being the Fred/George to Bill's Molly. XD

So, essentially I need the worst influences ever to step on up and hang out with my teen. And O-Ren. Coraline wants to hang out with O-Ren and hold her hand forever.

RAPTURE: YOU BLEEPING BLEEPITY BLEEPERS. Coraline hates you all. Coraline seriously is epic tantrum over another AWESOME place she cannot explore. I need an ITF person to dissuade Coraline (possibly repeatedly) from trying to enter. Like THROWING HER OVER THE SHOULDER CARRYING HER HOME TO BILL dissuade. Cos she is going to be tantrum-y over this.
And then be all TELL ME EVERYTHING EVER O-REN.

AGE/SEXSWITCH: Coraline (See above pic) will be aged up and will look pretty darn smoking as Parker from Leverage's actress. I was going to use Alona Tal but well Cora doesn't want to hurt Mister Dean or Sam any so she went NO to that even if the PB is perfect.

THREADS: EVERYONE EVER.

This month Del was out more so that was nice. And more than nice was Del KISSING Robb Stark. Or rather him kissing her. Mutual kissing. Del was quite pleased about that. As in told everyone she met about that. Because you know Robb Stark does not taste like the winter and she feels everyone should know this. That and he's awesome.

This month she will be building Robb a bower or something like that. Trying to court/seduce him. Well, mostly courting. And she will be possibly going down into Rapture. So, that's that.

RAPTURE: I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT I FEEL LIKE DEL SHOULD GO DOWN THERE AND EMBRACE THE AWESOME. So, maaaybe.

AGE/SEXSWITCH: Del will probably be running around the island as young, childish Delight. She will want to play and bring people cookies and joy. She will also hug people and hide under tables. Delight is such a joy.

DONNA NOBLE IS THE FUTURE. SHE'S GOING TO BE THE BEST IPD SECRETARY EVER. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE YOUR REPORTS TYPED IN TWO SECONDS FLAT. WHILST SORTING OUT YOUR FILING AND MAKING SURE NO ONE IS TRYING TO MATE WITH HER. AND YELLING AT YOU TO EAT A SANDWICH. AAAAAW YEAH. :D

Other future: Lois, Nikola, Viola.

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Like I said, probably not this month (though I'll let you know if things change), but in the future, Coraline, you shall has Cook. Get excited, girlie. Also Edmund will repeatedly tell her no on Rapture.

Also Edmund does not want to know what Robb Stark tastes like.

Also Donna yesssssssss

Cookie. CookCookCook. I am so excited for that, not gonna lie.

Awww Ed. You are such an overprotective lovey who knows Coraline oh so well. Coraline is going to be Miss Persistent when it comes to Rapture. She wants to go and she will let everyone know it.

Ed, he tastes like freedom. And Del got to play with his sword :D :D
Wait, his actual sword. This is Robb Stark we're talking about after all. Just to make that clear.

Donna! The island needs a Donna. Plus you know who would be the most awesome crimefighting duo, Donna and Ianto. They would be like super tea boy and temp girl unite.

Sorry, now my mind is eaten by Edmund weeping over things he never wanted to know.

Old!Donna used to tend bar at the Hub. Ianto'll be super pleased to see her again. Even if she only hangs out in the Hub, watching her yammer on while Ishiah works there with a :-| face will be highly amusing.

..Robb is SO staying out of this.

Danny will totally just stand there and give her a really stern face if she even tries. He's not going down into Rapture, but Steve is, so Steve would pretty much carry her out and let Danny take care of the rest. DON'T EVEN TRY, KIDDO.

Hahah Magnus can put her foot down on Coraline re Rapture when I'm home.

LOL if you need an ITF person to throw Coraline over their shoulder I can offer Zuko? Then there will be opportunity for extra indignation on her part because he's only 3-4 years older than her. XD

It's a nice, firm sword. XD

AHAHAHA OH GOD. No, one should put her in charge of alcohol. She'd spend most of her time drinking it and chatting peoples ears off as she did so steadily getting more drunk and telling more wild tales of the Doctor. Ish's :| face is the best. We wants it :D

Seriously she is going to need people on her 24/7. Or a big distraction like an adventure/trip because she wants to explore, she wants to explore SO BADLY.

Steve carrying would be awesome he'd just be liek Yoink and carry her whilst she's all HOW DOES HE DO THAT? WHAT DOES HE EAT? IS HE POPEYE? DID YOU MARRY POPEYE DANNY?

Wheee people telling her no! Good-o. Helen can put her to work to distract her y/y. COS SHE WANTS TO GO HMAGZ. SHE WANTS TO GO SO BADLY.

Ooooh, I did get offered Sonya but that actually is more hilarious. How tall is Zuko? BONUS POINTS IF HE IS TINY. CORA GETTING CARRIED AWAY BY TINY NINJA GUY SCREAMING NOOOOO. Plus you know extra indignation. She's going to say he's twelve and RUBBISH.

LMAO he's 5'11". So, you know, not GIANT or anything, but definitely not tiny. XD

Danny says she can hang out at their hut while he sulks with the puppy about Steve being an idiot in dangerous situations. They can also practice baseball.

Wait you were Donna?

I AM REALLY SORRY ABOUT KARKAT

AHAHA YES. Worst kept secret ever.
YOU WILL GET GOBBY ANY MINUTE NOW. Once you know Cora has got all her emo out. Oh, Coraline.

THIS IS ME! REGRETTING NOTHING!

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